It's time for some MOLE jokes!!!
What's the mole's favorite college football team?
The Florida State Semimoles
What's the mole's favorite Disney Channel movie?
Who is the the mole's favorite actor?
Who is the mole's favorite rapper?
What is the mole's favorite tv show?
Why are moles bad at counting?
Because they only know one number.
What's the mole's favorite brand of soda?
What's the mole's favorite Disney Movie?
The Little Molemaid
What is the mole's favorite Britney Spears song?
Why do moles love music from the 60's?
Because of Moletown.
Why are moles always on the phone?
Because they love moleble devices.
Why do moles love Tyra Banks?
Because she's on America's Next Top Moledel
Why don't moles like Rod Stewart?
Because he's a wannabe Barry Manimole
What are the moles' favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?
"I'm mole-ting, i'm mole-ting."
Why don't moles like teenage actresses?
Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
Why are moles always eating?
Because they're molenourished.