Sunday, October 21, 2007

Mole Day Jokes

It's time for some MOLE jokes!!!


What's the mole's favorite college football team?
The Florida State Semimoles

What's the mole's favorite Disney Channel movie?
Mole-aweentown

Who is the the mole's favorite actor?
Mole Gibson

Who is the mole's favorite rapper?
Mole-ja Boy

What is the mole's favorite tv show?
Mole-eesha

Why are moles bad at counting?
Because they only know one number.

What's the mole's favorite brand of soda?
Coca-Mola.

What's the mole's favorite Disney Movie?
The Little Molemaid

What is the mole's favorite Britney Spears song?
Gimme Mole

Why do moles love music from the 60's?
Because of Moletown.

Why are moles always on the phone?
Because they love moleble devices.

Why do moles love Tyra Banks?
Because she's on America's Next Top Moledel

Why don't moles like Rod Stewart?
Because he's a wannabe Barry Manimole

What are the moles' favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?
"I'm mole-ting, i'm mole-ting."

Why don't moles like teenage actresses?
Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.

Why are moles always eating?
Because they're molenourished.

9 comments:

Kenneth said...

Who is the mole's favorite basketball player?

Hakeem Mole-ajuwon

ashleyc said...

OMG YOUR RETARDED FOR GETTING THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!

thunderhawks25 said...

this is lamee to the extremeeeeee!!1

thunderhawks25 said...

emily is lame!!!

thunderhawks25 said...

so is chadddddd

Chris said...

your all gay

NeilForestier said...
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NeilForestier said...

Spidermole
Paranormole Activity
Night at the Moleseum

Jake said...

I enjoyed these Jokes.